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Olympics RPS
Michael Phelps/Ryan Lochte
Rated NC-17
Improv: noodles, squish, crystal, paper, cap

Random Acts of Crazy Behavior

( There's nothing rational about jealousy. )

I've heard that there are people who can write a closing without it becoming twice as long as they intended. I am not one of those people.

Olympics RPS
Michael Phelps/Ryan Lochte
Rated NC-17

The Person's Republic of Michael Phelps

Part One

( Part Two )

You write a story and you post it, and you think that you're done, and then it just keeps fucking talking to you, like, you wish you were done. So, here it is, the ending (finally) of what I'm (very) loosely calling the Rules & Republics Trilogy.

This final section is dedicated to lifeinwords, silentfire, strawberryelfsp and thisisbone for 'showing' me around the fine city of Gainesville ( Read more... )

A few days ago I learned that Michael Phelps was enjoying his post Olympics, err, R&R at a resort in Portugal (Hilton Vilamoura at Cascatas Resort & Spa). I noted it, noted that it said he was with his friends, but not which friends, which then lead to this exchange yesterday:

alethialia: Hey, Michael's in Portugal! Did you know this?
hackthis: Uh, yeah. Did I ( Read more... )

We all know I'm a fannish raccoon. If it's shiny to me, I will write about it until I find another piece of foil. Doesn't matter if it's brand-spanking (have I done a spanking fic? Wait, digression!) new or hanging out in the garbage. My current lust is the Olympics. Yeah, I know they over. In fact, let's have a brain dump about this ( Read more... )

New endeavors require a lot of research, so people just presenting me with data is always welcome (for real). For example, metrosex presented me with this post-Olympic interview Ryan Lochte had with swimnetwork.com which contained this gem ( Read more... )

People need to get down and kiss Jason Lezak's ass. Or his biceps. Whatever works for you.

ANYROAD. So. Yeah. I wrote this, but it was totally a group effort of OMG!Look. To that end I would like to thank (in alphabetical order): alethialia, amberlynne, lyra_sena, them0rgue, serialkarma, sparky77 and thorne_scratch. Going to hell is a group activity.

Olympics RPSMichael Phelps/Ryan Lochte, Michael/Ian ( Read more... )

1. I dropped a plate this afternoon. In fact, I saw it happening right before it happened. The shattered pieces mostly congregated in the same place on the floor -- except for the piece that jumped up 5'6 inches to land on my lip. Yeah, I dunno either. I really thought it was going to end with stitches, but no, just a slight scratch. It's been ( Read more... )

It's not really possible to explain exactly how whipped I have been by the Olympics, but I will try:

a) Yesterday, I wrote French swimmer slash, because well, hotass.

b) While discussing said hotass, oconel produced this picture of Amaury Leveaux to which my entire thought was Wow. The French are more than welcome to talk smack when they look like ( Read more... )

See this? That's your set up.

For jenna_thorn and amberlynne, who put a name with a body. A really hot body.

Olympics RPS
Sebastien Bodet/Clement Lefert, NC17
Does this really need a crack! disclaimer?

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

( It's swimming porn; let's not pretend otherwise. )